Skip navigation! Story from Sex Tips. Sophie Saint Thomas. Unfortunately, shower sex is sometimes a better idea than actual sexual activity. Showers are wet and slippery, which can lead to some awkward fumbling or even injury and nothing is more of a mood-killer than blaring ambulance sirens. Not to mention, if you have kids, your shower might be filled with your little ones' less-than-sexy bath toys — which is adorable, but not exactly orgasmic.
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If you've ever had shower sex that made you feel like a wet chihuahua—shivering, uncomfortable, and letting the person manhandling you bark directions—you're not alone. Getting dirty in the place that you go to get clean is far more complicated than any rom-com side-eyeing you, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days , Friends With Benefits or porno suggests. Two, water is not I repeat, NOT a lubricant—in fact, it can actually make you feel more dry than wet I know, the irony. And last but not least, there is absolutely nothing sexy about accidentally taking a gulp of hot water up your nose or in your mouth when you're trying to focus on getting your O. But before you cross shower sex off your sex bucket list for good, you may want to give it another go. Now that you know how to have hot shower sex, here are the 10 best shower sex positions to tackle tonight and tomorrow morning, and the next This position gives you tons of G-spot and clitoral stimulation, so you can get in and out of the shower read: reach orgasm fast. You can either place your hands onto the shower wall for support—or if your partner has good traction that grippy bath mat, people! Your partner should enter you from behind, thrusting with their hands anchored on your hips, breasts, clit, whatever. Option to remove your hands once you find your balance it's just like yoga.
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Jun 8, 2 comments. At all. One of you will inevitably be cold and half-dry while the other is practically drowning. Essentially, there are three necessities for perfect shower sex: enough space and places to position yourself, no awkward curtain, and enough water for two. Sometimes, you can get a 1 or 2 out of three. Just over a year ago, I was staying at an awesome hostel that was basically in the jungle , that had a huge outdoor. Aside from Dual Shower Head, they have a bunch of waterproof handles, foot rests, and handcuffs that suction onto your tile and lock into place. I was super excited about the Dual Shower Heads. Definitely much easier than I expected.
WTF I thought I was being creative! Best way to get off. It's even better when you scoot yourself under the bathtub faucet. Probably even better than a vibrator. That's where you're wrong. Females, unlike males, do generally give a fuck about what they are about to fuck.